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Why Kids On The Internet Are Scientology's Most Powerful Enemy [Scientology Vs. The Internet]
Published 1/22/2008 by Nick Douglas at Gawker
Tom Cruise has personally, PERSONALLY, been pwned. This weekend, an anonymous Internet group (named Anonymous — these are not masters of subtlety) started a war with the Church of Scientology by hammering the group's web site; Scientology.org is down after a brief traffic spike. This isn't the only group of Internet users unafraid of the intimidating cult; a whole range of sites has turned the Church into a mockery by doing what mainstream celebrity-coverage outlets wouldn't dare. Here's a guide to the war (and a creepy manifesto made by The Internet!). Anonymous This loose group of Internet vigilantes often ...

I have linked that in my area
Published 1/26/2008 by raincoaster at Ayyyy!
YOU don’t know how to cure constipation! Tom Cruise DOES! (Youtube) And Adam Sandler knows Tom Cruise…or at least is willing to blurb on his behalf (EvilBeet) The Tom Cruise Scientology video you haven’t seen! (YouTube)(for now!) Quiz: Who’s your TV boyfriend? (CelluloidBlonde) Attention bloggers: Adopt A Writer! (AdoptAWriter) Brit-onomics: how Britney Spears feeds multitudes (Defamer) How not to be Heath Ledger (Gawker) Britney is sick “in a good way,” feeling philosophical (TMZ) Rambo vs the ...

The Ultimate Tom Cruise Scientology Parody Video Roundup [The Complete Package]
Published 1/28/2008 by Nick Douglas at Gawker
Parodies of Tom Cruise's babbling Scientology video are coming so fast we're approaching the Tom Cruise Video Singularity. Everyone's seen the brief Craig Ferguson parody and the Stephen Colbert joke, but comedian Eugene Mirman did a good long parody, as have several other pros and amateurs. Here's ALL OF THEM. GUARANTEED FUNNY Craig Ferguson on CBS's Late Late Show: A series of unfortunate laughs. Stephen Colbert vs. Xenu vs. Cruise: "This guy was like...psheeew!" Eugene ...

Five Rules For Getting Ten Million Views With A Parody [Webtards]
Published 2/27/2008 by Nick Douglas at Gawker
"I'm Fucking Seth Rogen!" It's funny! The comedy song is a response to a response to a one-shot joke on the Jimmy Kimmel Show, but that's okay because it's better than the original. Which is just one of five rules for making a parody that gets ten million views and takes you from "second place on a listicle in Wired" to "cover story titled 'Fuck Andy Samberg, Watch This' in Esquire." 1. Be first. True in gangbangs, true in parodies. If you're the first parody, no one else's joke is stinking up yours. Like Foucault said about controlling the narrative, "As the archaeology of our thought easily shows, that ...