Woman suing over thong injury (video)

• mattehavoc

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  Oh, holy mother of God she was given her talking points by her lawyer. And whenever she utters a phrase that is perfectly worded for the witness stand her lawyer jumps in with the plaintiff worthy legalese.

  Posted 6/22/2008 [reply] [flag]

• Ginny

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  And that is why I don't wear thongs.

  Posted 6/22/2008 [reply] [flag]

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Woman Sues Victoria's Secret
Published 6/19/2008 by Celebglitz at Celebglitz.com Latest Celebrity News, Gossip, Pictures
A California woman is suing Victoria's Secret , over a thong 'malfunction'. The woman claims she was injured while trying on a lowrise v-string panties. 52-year-old Marcrida Patterson — who appeared on Thursday’s Today show with her lawyer — says she slipped on a “low-rise v-string” (part of the company’s “Sexy Little Thing” line) when a decorative metal piece flew off and struck her in the eye. Macrida Patterson says she suffered a permanent damage to her cornea after the metalic object popped off into her eye. [image]

Macrida Patterson Victoria’s Secret Thong Lawsuit “Today” Video
Published 6/19/2008 by Castina at Pop Crunch
Some bobblehead is suing Victoria’s Secret because she injured her eye while putting on her thong underwear. (Insert eye-rolling here.) Macrida Patterson, of Los Angeles, California, says a piece of metal from her decorative Vic’s Secret butt floss popped into her eye while she was getting dressed. Thoughts on this? Get PopCrunch News Updates What's Hot At PopCrunch Related Articles: That was a kickass article. What do I do now?

Thong Victim Wants Justice, Safety, And An Amount Over $25K
Published 6/19/2008 at Radar: Fresh Intelligence Blog
Meet Macrida Patterson , victim. Patterson suffered an ocular injury when the metal part of the thong she was attempting to put on popped off and sliced her eye. You'll be shocked to know that she's now suing the company. Patterson and her attorney took her case to The Today Show this morning, where a skeptical Meredith Vieira grilled the pair, who are really only interested in protecting the American public and "making Macrida whole again." Since nothing ever happens in summer, expect to see a lot more stories like this until the presidential campaign starts to heat up.

Attack Of The Bitch Ass Thong
Published 6/19/2008 by Michael K at Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
I'm sure you've already heard the story of the woman who was denied the sexy by one of her Victoria's Secret thongs. The woman was on " Today " this morning where she explained her traumatic experience. You see, when she went to put the thong on to get her sexy on, the metal part slapped her in the eye. She had to go to the hospital and everything. Don't laugh. She almost DIED!!!! Of course, the chick is suing VS and wants C-A-S-H. I can't wait for this fucking trial. The grouchy thong must be vindicated! It will take the stand and say, " Your honor. I had no choice but to slap that nasty bitch! She kept putting her panty pudding all over me. It ...

Woman: Thong Caused Me An Eye Injury
Published 6/19/2008 by Renee at LOVEBSCOTT.COM
Woman: Thong Caused Me An Eye Injury A woman is suing Victoria’s Secret after she claims one of their thongs caused her an eye injury! Watch the video from the Today show above to hear her & her lawyer tell the story of the defective underpants. What I don’t understand is why she is suing now, over a year later after the initial incident! Love Muffins, thoughts? 2 Responses to “Woman: Thong Caused Me An Eye Injury” [image] Diane on June 19, 2008 at 1:20 pm # As her lawyer stated they started the process earlier so it was not that they just decided to sue a year later. Good for her, regardless of whether or not people think ...

Thongs are the devil
Published 6/20/2008 by noreply@blogger.com (HotSauce!!) at That's Not Hott!!
See that's why when I wear a thong I don't go to Victoria Secret i take my azz right on over to TARGET cause they don't try to be all Fancy and adding lil bejewels and trash.... Anyways an older lady (someone who should get into the habit of wearing nice cotton briefs) is suing Victoria secrets for a defective thong that almost cost her, her life..... B!tch Please!! CD ...